Our Female Secrets

Have you ever wondered about the things females do? Of course you have. I’ve tried to come up with as many things I can think of that some of you guys out there arn’t really aware of. Starting off with the fact that not all of us envy the whole “peeing-standing-up” thing, or how we wish we can chest bump to, or how sexy it is to see a man clean up. Maybe, how you lose points when we ask you how we look and you respond with ‘fine’. Sometimes we want to be alone, it’s not you, its us. How about we don’t AWAYS wear matching bra and panties all the time. Flowers: Not all of us like them, but trust me, the thought always counts, and we adore that 100%. Don’t EVER think it’s gay to watch lifetime, chic flicks, oprah, ect. around us; Shoot we’ll just join you. Opening doors for us is a bonus, we just wish more guys still did. If you plan a date with us 2 weeks in advance, we’ll spend the next 7 days trying to figure out what to wear. Little arguments are a challenge to us, we like them; it tell us how you deal with things. Sometimes we reply on you mom to say what we’ve been thinking. lol. Yes usually means no, No usually means yes. When we are truly pissed, we go silent. We play with our boobs, even though we always complain about them, the’re still fun. 50% of the time were ‘just kidding’ is usually 50% truth. Were always thinking about something. Always. We like to stare at our pores in the  mirror. If your eye brows look better then ours, forget it. We pee in the shower, there is a drain and water, why not? Men never know how much we eat, really. We always judge your outfits, whether or not we actually say something to you about it.

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